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Go online or hit your local music store to grab a list of 20 Indie rock band names, at random (I recommend a top 20 list for 2008 or have a couple friends go with you and get them to split the task of gathering bands).
Take your 20 band names and create a story using the names. Use all 20 names, they don't have to be in order and you can use other words to enhance but get all 20 band names in.
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The war between the Zee Avi and the Dark Knights of Camelot was raging in its fifth season, neither side was gaining ground and the world was burning, the only refuge was the holy land within the tall tall trees.
ReplyDeleteZee Avi brought untold horrors as they often released their most ruthless murder squad, the builders and butchers. It is the eve of the sixth season and On this blood stained evening, the dark knights would launch their counter offensive squad designed specifically for the elimination of the zee avi death crew, indeed, ther answer to the stalemate of this infernal war. Tonight, stardeath and the white dwarfs are born and tonight, they ride.
Upon the battle torn plains, stardeath’s first encounter is with the jezebels, Zee Avi’s valkyrie squad, riding atop their scavenger rodents. Rats with teeth the size of katanas and tempers like erupting volcanoes, these beasts were far different than the tiny hamsters of today. Fortune smiles upon the white dwarfs as the distinct gobble gobble of these demented fur beasts are similar to the air raid sirens of the air fleets.
The ambush was set and the penelope squad is quickly dispatched before the newly created demons of war continue upon their blessed hellride to victory. Onward they ride to the home base of the Zee Avi, nothing standing in their way, onward they ride to portugal. the man leading their charge, the drugged up billy boy on poison, halts the troop at the gates of the enemy’s tower. In front of the doors, jeffrey james and the haul, elite squadron of the builders and butchers have some young women pinned against the side of the tower, their bodies held down by dirt covered soldiers tearing away at their clothing, revealing their vagina panthers. These young fresh fellows were going to maim and murder with no remorse. The men weren’t well hung but they were ready to terrorize, sodomize, and brutalize.
“God help the girls.” the words weeped on the breeze.
This pissed of the warriors of the dark knights, which caused a hurricane of violence and blood. Within moments, the fight was finished and the remaining dwarfs were left staring up at the top of the tower where lord cut-glass, rulers of Zee Avi was found to be staring back at them.
“How the hell do we get up there?” Dwarf sub-lieutenant ranted.
From further back in the ranks, a barely inaudible reply offered, “We were promised jetpacks.”
With that, a heavily burdened greaseball of a man steps to the sub-lieutenant, “Sir, we have no need for jetpacks...I have the peacebringer.”
A pale wave flows over the remaining platoon. All men knew that now was the time for sacrifice and gathered around the man as he sets the nuclear device. Tonight, they all die. For peace.
Zee Avi
Dark Knights of Camelot
Tall Tall Trees
The Penelopes
Vagina Panther
Stardeath And White Dwarfs
Portugal The Man
The Builders And The Butchers
The Jezabels
The Horrors
Billy Boy On Poison
Gobble Gobble
Well Hung
Pissed
Lord Cut-Glass
Tiny Hamsters Of Today
God Help The Girl
We Were Promised Jetpacks
Young Fresh Fellows
Jeffery James And The Hall